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Michelle Obama jerked back suddenly when her husband pulled her away and she saw the Caligutard was displaying an erection that looked exactly like a donkey. Obama announced the meeting was a success as nurses hustled away the giggling, clearly demented Caligutard and injected him with mysterious serums. You think twice about remediating a body of presidential findings of that breadth.
From there we'll run from Starbucks to Starbucks for This is a fat-ass style marathon for coffee drinkers with a running problem - a free, no frills, self-supporting fun run. There aren't any course marshals - though we will try to mark the route.
Last week, what our sister site Jezebel described as a " strange, in-depth essay " on Michelle Obama's ethnically-proportioned butt, " First Lady Got Back ," ran on Salon. Obviously, this was provocative enough in some circles to draw a storm of Internet criticism, which, of course, is exactly what Salon wanted. Everybody won: they got the attention and blogs got some content.
Michelle opens up about her health scare, "Now I don't take a minute for granted". Michelle hopes her story will serve as a cautionary tale. Years ago, the rising star hoped that changing her figure would further her career.
A little more than two weeks into the new year, and she's already delivered on both promises. While returning to her birth name proved to be simple, getting rid of her implants may not be so easy. A few weeks ago, she paid tribute on Instagram to her big ol' booty she affectionately named "Betsy.
Michelle is making big moves inor smaller moves depending on how you look at it. Her reasons for getting them and reasons for removing them are interesting and heartbreaking all at the same time. Talking to radio morning show, Ebro in the MorningMichelle said her insecurities as a black woman led her to alter her body drastically.